What do you call a fat Micronesian?

that I keep my girlfriend happy in a long distance relationship!

This time, we went to a jewelry store.

But what about ceilingide?

...as it was clear he found the issue polarising. (I'm so proud to have made this one up, I credit it to becoming a dad 9 weeks ago)

The law states: if you buy Carrots, you must also buy Cabbage and Onion. Its Cole's Law

>!Christian Bale!<

I can never finish anything i start... I blame my parents. They thought they were raising me to be exceptional, >!&#x200B;!<instead they raised me as an Exception>!&#x200B;!<

I call her "my knees"

He walks in and the madam asks him how old he is, and he replies that it's his 16th birthday. She tells him that he's not old enough and to come back when he's 18, and to start practicing by fucking squirrel holes. So, this guy starts banging squirrel holes all summer, all winter, and gets really good at it. He returns to the whorehouse on his 17th birthday, thinking she won't recognize him, or care, because he looks much older now. The madam asks him again how old he is, he replies 17. She told him not to come back until he's 18 and to keep fucking squirrel holes for practice. He puts his heart and soul into fucking squirrel holes for another year and returns to the whorehouse on his 18th birthday. The madam tells him to go upstairs to room 6, her name is Cindy. About three minutes later Cindy starts screaming for help. The madam runs upstairs and kicks the door in and sees the birthday boy with a broomstick in his hand. She asks him what the hell he's doing, and he says "I'm checking these damn holes for squirrels first"

I've told him it's asinine. Boobs a seven and face an eight.